this page will have true stories about some of the comedy in my life. So kick back and relax and let the funny times begin!!!
The border crosser.
Me and my friend Emma were sitting outside at recess when this little kindergartner ran past us. Curios, we looked over. The gates that separate the Pre kindergarten from the kindergarten, first, second, third, and fourth grade playground were wide open. He looked at them then he grabbed one of his friends and said ''look its a new world''. his friend said ''Austin, you know I'm only in to kissing girls and candy''. then he ran back to our playground. Austin looked at the open gates and said ''why waste a new world that might have candy in it''. and with that he ran through the gates and to the Pre kindergarten playground. We looked over. Austin was looking at the doors on that side in terror. he ran as fast as he could to the gates and screamed ''the candy demons are invading, the world is ending, Aaaaaggggg''. when he ran through the gates and back to our side we saw what was behind him. Miss Waugh the middle school math teacher and Miss Hayes the art teacher were walking to him. Me and Emma laughed our heads off. Candy demons, the world ending, we thought. Austins story was said, and no one ever went to the Pre kindergarten playground ( to Austin the Candy demons layer) again.